Take up this Opportunity whilst at Glastonbury

GetmetheGirl · #1 22-10-2009, 09:49 AM

Hi Guys,

Just wanted to introduce myself, my name is Jamie and im the Senior Coach at 'Get me the Girl' a unique company who teach guys who to improve their results with women. AKA, the Real Hitch (if any of you have seen the film)!

Have you ever noticed how many beautiful women go to Glastonbury?! Glastonbury seems like the perfect opportunity to socialise and meet some of these fine women, as well as listen to some fantastic music!

www.getmethegirl.co.uk/glastonbury.asp

So i have set up a course that will run for the duration of the festival. This event started having gone to the festival this year only to realise the amount of beautiful girls that attend! The trip turned out to be one of the best times of my life with regards to ‘Get me the Girl Game’ so I wanted to share that experience with you guys!

I would like to suggest that you have a look at the website and have a look at the details of the course. Payment can be made in one or in muliple monthly charges.

www.getmethegirl.co.uk/glastonbury.asp

I would recommend you have a look at the members area too, its all free, and will give you a lot of tips and advice on how to be more successful with women.

Look forward to hearing from you,

Kind Regards,

Jamie Cole
Senior Coach
0117 33 55 100
jamie@getmethegirl.co.uk

GlastoWatch · #2 22-10-2009, 11:25 AM

£300 to learn how to pull at Glasto? Jeez

mou · #3 22-10-2009, 11:40 AM

I'll do it for £200. Any takers?

vimes · #4 22-10-2009, 12:25 PM

Let me see at Glastonbury where wet wipes do the job normally associated with a hot shower, flannel and nicely scented shower gel and warm stella doubles as mouth wash I often wonder why I can pull

Just £300 pound to find out you say?

Genius I want to give you money just for having the balls to come up with this idea

GlastoWatch · #5 22-10-2009, 12:37 PM

I love the smell of smegma in the morning!

GetmetheGirl · #6 22-10-2009, 12:46 PM

Its my job; take a look at the website. I coach guys how to attract women for a living in any social scene. This being one the most well known gathering of people, why wouldnt you?

LOL and vimes; theres plenty of ways to stay hygenic at glasto!

Glastowatch, its not £300 to learn how to 'pull at Glasto' it is more than that. Within any of my courses clients leave with unstoppable confidence that they can use in any aspect of life.

Just so people know, the actual method training takes place off site. It is an invitation to join me at the GMTG camp, however nobody will be able to join us at the camp without previous training.

Look forward to hearing from you guys,

mou · #7 22-10-2009, 12:47 PM

Originally Posted by GlastoWatch

I love the smell of smegma in the morning!

(in the absence of a "I'm going to be sick" emoticon!)

umopapisdn · #8 22-10-2009, 01:07 PM

How much Rohypnol could you get with £3ton?!

I'd hand it over if you could teach my better half to swallow and iron my pants properly.
Not simultaneously, mind.

Mandypants · #9 22-10-2009, 02:18 PM

Just be nice to me and you're in for a great night

stinkywitch · #10 22-10-2009, 02:57 PM

what training have you had Jamie? Are you married/long term relationship?
Did you gain your skills by training or just spotted a gap in the market for people with low esteem. What can you offer that a good friend or a loving family cant offer? all it takes is a little bit of confidence and imo if people need a "coach" to get a "girl" then it goes far deeper than low esteem.
just my opinion.

vimes · #11 22-10-2009, 02:58 PM

Originally Posted by Mandypants

Just be nice to me and you're in for a great night

You cant go running off nobody else has the patience to try and explain world events to me whiled I'm "emotionally challanged"

Honestly even I would have kicked me after the 20th attempt to explain Jackson was dead

Sicknote · #12 22-10-2009, 08:25 PM

Used to know someone who then went and became a PUA, they were even on Dragons Den a few months ago, got laughed off though

GlastoWatch · #13 24-10-2009, 12:46 AM

Have you given up on this idea? Your Glasto page has gone.

Mandypants · #14 28-04-2010, 08:59 PM

Originally Posted by GlastoWatch

Have you given up on this idea? Your Glasto page has gone.

Perhaps he's lost his confidence.

isssobel · #15 17-05-2010, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by GetmetheGirl

So i have set up a course that will run for the duration of the festival. This event started having gone to the festival this year only to realise the amount of beautiful girls that attend! The trip turned out to be one of the best times of my life with regards to ‘Get me the Girl Game’ so I wanted to share that experience with you guys!

Right! From a womans perspective this seriously could be deemed as being prejudice, but im not delving into that.
I will however, comment on your use of language Jamie Senior Coach.
'beautiful girls that attend' - For a senior coach you out your foot in it there! You are presuming that all men that read your post will be interested in looks, well well well, I wish all men that enrole on your course luck, because Jamie Senior Coach, with that attitude, women are likely to be repelled. However, this thread has humoured me, and I am not offended, I just thought it was funny.

Magik · #16 18-05-2010, 01:25 PM

How about just setting up a Glastonbury singles page FREE tho? I mean for fucks sake id love to meet a stunning girl at Glastonbury. I have all the confidence in the fucking world, im not bad looking and i can knock out a tune or two round the campfire. but im not going to start bouncing up to women going "heey ow yoooo doin?". If there around the campfire sound. Natural meetings are well......natural. But hell i do not need to spend £300 to know how to chat to a hot girl. Because £300 wont make them single. And im not a sleeze.
Besides.... there are not that many single ladies hangin about in groups without guys. know what i mean?
Opportunism or what?

I think maybe jsut set up Glasto Love Page or something. I think it will work. I aint fucking paying for it though. Noone would.

YCFC · #17 26-05-2010, 03:53 PM

I've been a browsing 'Guest' on Glastowatch forum for a long time but felt compelled to finally register and post after reading this.

Agree with every post other than those of Senior "Yeah baby, yeah!!!" Coach Mr Jamie Cole. What a load of bullshit.

Did make me laugh though, so thanks for that.

GlastoWatch · #18 01-07-2010, 06:01 PM

Did anything ever come of this?

Did anyone learn to pull?

glastomad · #19 01-07-2010, 06:16 PM

Didn't need to

I pulled a 22 year old when im 16 with only the power of lots of cider and a smile
My mates needed it though

Buffystar · #20 02-07-2010, 09:28 AM

I pulled my calf muscle jumping up and down to Ray Davis does that count ??

stinkywitch · #21 02-07-2010, 01:50 PM

our responsible adult pulled a sickie

muldutch · #22 02-07-2010, 01:57 PM

Originally Posted by Buffystar

I pulled my calf muscle jumping up and down to Ray Davis does that count ??