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Davros · #41 26-02-2010, 04:16 PM

im at college now preparing a presentation for monday. i love power point cos i always have cars wizzing across the screen. I hate refrencing. I fail to see why someone writing something in a book somewhere makes them more of an authority than me.

Davros · #42 26-02-2010, 04:27 PM

FUCKING WOOOOOOT

Just got acceopted at a good uni for my subject. propper happy. its my birtday too!!!

Davros · #43 26-02-2010, 07:04 PM

or a group of cats and a group of mice..

then, some particularly brilliant, cool and great in every way cats come along, take away all the emery boards and chewing gum and give out scratching posts and tooth paste. the mice dont like this so they scurry away to find cats that arnet wise to the sneaky little ways of the mice while attacking any cats that are with little mousey cannons and some cats who for some reason really liked that chewing gum. upset by this the cats whove returned to there natural state try there best to make peace with the other cats but the mice keep sqeaking really loud everytime they say anything. no matter. the cats with the sharper claws will surely win. exept then it starts raining, and cats hate rain, so they all go indoors to sit by the fire and from this point on it develops in to a sort of tortoise/hare scenario.

Then, a brilliant genius godlike cat comes along and wants to know why the cats arnet fighting and torturing birds and mice and stuff and is told "mvvvvphh grlp urplg" which without the glue in the mouth would sond "because the mice say we shouldent" so he's like "oh the mice say we shouldent do they? YOU DONT FUCKING SAY! ofcourse the mice say we shouldent, idiot. Those fucking mice are getting in the way of stuff I like!" so he goes off to find out more about the cats that were wise to the ways of mice and came discoverd that the world they invisaged was much more to his liking.

while this is going on the mice, who obiously never sold the emery boards and chewing gum to themselves are off torturing and killing other mice. now, this cat is a complex sort of charicter and he notices this. afterall, that is his priority and it dosent so much matter from his perspective who's torturing who just so long as someones torturing someone. the mice notice that he's noticing them and get quite cross explaining that that isnt a propper reason to notice mice and tell him to go and notice someone else.

so he notices that theres these other cats and that theyre drawing really nice pictures and making loads of cool stuff and he decides that, unlike the cats he's surrounded by who are falling about with glue in the mouths making muffled noises and expecting him to understand what theyre saying that these cats are worthy of his time

whatme · #44 26-02-2010, 07:10 PM

Originally Posted by Davros

FUCKING WOOOOOOT

Just got acceopted at a good uni for my subject. propper happy. its my birtday too!!!

Gratz on the uni matey. and

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Hope you have a wicked day

Davros · #45 26-02-2010, 07:27 PM

im all motivated now. im gonna have to get my essay writing skills spot on by then so i can hit the ground running upon my arival there. so that means less time reading my posts on internet forums thinking about how funny clever and twisted i am and more work

Davros · #46 28-02-2010, 02:42 PM

i just had a lovely weekend playing wii with some friends ive known since first school. remanicing about what little twats we were and how we ran our middle school from the second year, and how I was the leader.

apparently theyve changed the beano and now dennis the menace stands up to bullies and stuff. dennis the menace was what we used to convert people to evil. william was more like milton. they changed it cos apparently it promoted bullying. OFCOURSE IT PROMOTED BULLYING! THAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT. IDIOTS!! if i were at school now the softies would see that and stand up to us. totally defeated the object of the whole thing. he dosent even have a catapult anymore. I was brilliant at converting normal kids into menaces. everywhere i went there was menaces shortly after my arrival. my uncle hated me cos everytime i went to his house i got his son piling up all the toys at the top of the stairs so we could bombard the first adult to go up the stairs with them. for those two or three years i was brilliant. then at the better school i got rewarded with suddenly everyone wanted to be grown up and influencing people became more difficult.

Davros · #47 28-02-2010, 02:48 PM

also, of particular ammusement to me looking back.. At middle school two people who i decided were softies were nice looking twin girls. I really, really, really pissed them off and I genuinley believed that if i annoyed them enough they'd chain me up somewhere and torture me.

im brilliant me

Davros · #48 28-02-2010, 03:07 PM

an example of jedi morrality from my modified nietzsche spoiling my fun there you see

Davros · #49 28-02-2010, 05:26 PM

"hey i know, lets get all the toys your parents lovingly baught you and throw them in there faces!"

Davros · #50 28-02-2010, 05:30 PM

i am such a genius

Davros · #51 28-02-2010, 05:36 PM

"then lets pick on some girls"

Davros · #52 28-02-2010, 05:52 PM

Quote:

It was reported on the 12th of August 2009 that Dennis the Menace would be retooled for a new animated series on CBBC. Reports first published in The Sun claimed that Dennis would no longer carry his water pistol, pea shooter or catapult; his trademark frown would be replaced with a grin; he would no longer bully Walter the softie; and his dog Gnasher would no longer bite people.[6][7][8]
Initially these changes were denied by cartoonist Lew Stringer who described them as "another 'political correctness gone mad' myth embellished by the media"[9]. However, Beano editor Alan Digby later confirmed that the substance of these claims was true. Due to the rules of broadcasting Dennis would have to become more "creative" in his mischief due to the fact that he was no longer allowed to fire his pea shooter at anyone. [10]

unbelevable

Davros · #53 28-02-2010, 06:40 PM

i could write about this for the first bit of my book...

Davros · #54 01-03-2010, 05:59 PM

http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=rupert+papp&init=quick#!/profile.php?id=100000668130955&ref=search&sid=1110 961155.3264532888..1

not seen this chap since middle school

im a bad influence

Davros · #55 04-03-2010, 02:38 PM

im really enjoying ecce homo. very usefull to me. the hardback version of this translation i have is part of a series of all his books so i can get matching harback copies of all of them. damn expensive tho.

Davros · #56 04-03-2010, 02:49 PM

thats a yew tree in my avatar. i like how theres Japanese and English yews. great trees.

Davros · #57 04-03-2010, 05:57 PM

and with that, off i go. leving a trail a destruction in my wake i have crushed all who stepped into my path. i have no reason to remain among such a rabble. particularly not one with its minds controlled by the vermin. if i were to remain it would be purely to rub in my victory over the old guard. but i have grown beyond seeing you as an adversry worthy of me. it matters not to me what you do or think. when i braught you down you were my equals, but i have grown and you no longer are and therefore you are no longer of any concern to me.

g'bye

Buffystar · #58 04-03-2010, 07:18 PM

What a knob !!!!!!!!!!!

GlastoWatch · #59 04-03-2010, 07:26 PM

Originally Posted by Buffystar

What a knob !!!!!!!!!!!

Did you see the posts in the other thread in the news from Glasto section?

If you want to see his history, checkout user DrEvil on "the other site". He has a penchant for Eugenics, Nietzsche and the Japanese, which is what gave his identity away.